31 Sweary Malcolm Tucker Quotes That Are Too F**king Funny

    Come the f**k in or f**k the f**k off. NSFW, obviously.

    1. When he censored himself.

    2. When he warned people about what was to come.

    3. That day he went for a knitwear theme.

    4. When he proved himself to be a technical whiz.

    5. When talking over the phone diluted nothing.

    6. When he showed how much he knows about cinema.

    7. The time he'd clearly been on a little getaway.

    8. When he knew the difference between a pony and a foal.

    9. When you couldn't really get this image out of your mind.

    10. When he had a secret signal.

    11. When he kept up his impressive Standy-Sitty record.

    12. The time you did NOT want be (or look like) Tim.

    13. The day he invented the omnishambles.

    14. When he was the master of the preposition.

    15. When he channelled his inner Tony Soprano.

    16. When a tuxedo wasn't really his thing.

    17. When he realised insulting people could be a team sport.

    18. This perfect analogy.

    19. When his reputation preceded him.

    20. When he came up with a pretty solid business plan.

    21. When he DEFINITELY wasn't talking about Andrew's daughter.

    22. The time he joined the fashion police.

    23. When he showed how much he cares.

    24. When he went all Marty McFly.

    25. When he did some much needed exercise.

    26. When acronyms were his thing.

    27. When he gave some pretty solid advice regarding cutlery.

    28. When he stole the show in this discussion.

    29. When he was clearly a little peckish.

    30. When he described every Dan you've ever met.

    31. And finally, when we realised that swearing is big and it is clever.