1. When you’re in the wedding party and are forced to wear terrible clothes.
3. When a bitter old relative tries to warn the bride and groom to change their mind.
5. When the kid who was probably too young to be invited inevitably starts crying two minutes into the ceremony.
6. When you realise that wedding ceremonies are amongst the dullest things in the world.
8. When you get to the “does anyone know of any lawful impediment” bit and have have to use all your self restraint not to say anything even though you know of no lawful impediment.
9. When the first kiss is a little too graphic and people don’t know where to look.
15. When they try to come up with a really original table plan, but you don’t have a clue what it says.
16. When you get to your table and find you’ve been sat next to a single person in a blatant attempt to set you up.
18. When you forget the name of the person you’re sat next to but it’s been too long to ask them again.