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This Is What Happens When English People Try To Draw Scotland

We asked the English (and two American) members of the office to draw Scotland from memory. We couldn't be more sorry.

1. Some decided to opt for a minimalist map.

2. This person was apparently under the impression that the task was to draw their favourite Simpsons character.

3. It soon became apparent that people had never looked at a map before.

4. Like, really apparent.

5. According to this person there are only two places in Scotland.

6. Obviously the Loch Ness monster made a few cameos.

7. As well as the infamous Witch's Hat. Wait...

8. This person definitely knows some things about Scotland and really wanted to let you know all of the things about Scotland that they know.

9. Some people got it confused with Wales.

10. While this guy confused it for an ice cream.

11. This was the only person to include the historic "Bucky Supply Route" that dates back to the Middle Ages.

12. The person tried to disguise the poor quality of their map with cute drawings of animals. It worked.

13. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

14. At least this person, despite being very wrong, has the (slight) excuse of being American.

15. This person drew many wonderful looking islands. Shame the rest of it is wrong.

16. Ah, the classic "tell them you love them to mask the terrible things you've done" technique.

17. At last, a half decent outline! But then they went and ruined it by getting Glasgow and Edinburgh the wrong way round.

18. WE'RE SO, SO SORRY SCOTLAND.

19. OK, this person is probably less sorry.

20. This isn't TOO bad, right?

21. But without a shadow of a doubt, the winner is...