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28 Signs You're The Tyrion Lannister Of Your Friend Group

The best things come in small packages.

1. Some may say you have delusions of grandeur.

2. But as far as you're concerned, they're not delusions.

3. Backhanded compliments are the only type of compliments.

4. But when you need to charm, you can really turn it on.

5. When the time is right, no one would want to fuck with you.

6. No matter who they are, if someone is being a dick, you'll tell them they're being a dick.

7. Sometimes you'll tell them twice.

8. But if you had it your way life would be conflict free.

9. You're definitely the bookish one.

10. But that doesn't mean you don't like a drink.

11. In fact, you really, REALLY like a drink.

12. You're the life and soul of any party.

13. You've got moves.

14. SERIOUS moves.

15. But once you've had a drink you can let your mouth get away from you.

16. Though you don't always agree with your friends...

17. ...you never doubt their loyalty for a second.

18. And they've always stood by your side, giving you invaluable advice.

19. You know what you want out of life.

20. And what you want from death.

21. Though you're often seen as the class clown, there's definitely a more thoughtful side that you don't show to many people.

22. And yes, you may have gone through some tough times.

23. In fact, you've gone through some times that were so dark you thought you'd never see the light again.

24. This just means you know what it's like when things don't go your way.

25. Like most people, you have your doubters.

26. But invariably, you come out on top.

27. Because you remain calm where others would act out.

28. But above all, you are loyal to the end.