5. This is how you deal with surprises.
11. At birds.
13. At cats.
15. You get angry at how people eat cheese.
16. You get angry at politicians (again).
18. Mostly, though, you just hate everyone.
Robin Edds is a senior writer for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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