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21 Sentences No One Who Lives In London Has Ever Said

See you in Angus Steak House?

Robin Edds
by Robin Edds

BuzzFeed Staff, UK

1. "There really aren't enough artisan cafés in this town."

2. "I got to work 20 minutes early this morning!"

3. "I wish there were more amusing blackboard messages outside pubs."

4. "I'm really glad I took the stairs."

5. "I need to get the Waterloo & City line."

6. "Nah don't worry, you can sit at the front of the DLR. I'll stand."

7. "Is there a Foxtons around here?"

8. "It's so good how no one ever stands on the left."

9. "Where shall we go for dinner? Angus Steak House?"

10. "I don't need Citymapper. I totally know where I'm going."

11. "FUCK YEAH. I love a rail replacement bus."

12. "Why is there never a Pret when you need one?!"

13. "Oh cool, a living statue!"

14. "You want to go to the pub? But it's a Thursday..."

15. "All this touristy stuff is making me hungry. I could really go for some sugared nuts right now."

16. "I may be drunk, but I'm not drunk enough to go to Chicken Cottage."

17. "I'm so much more likely to give money to charity if the person with a bucket is dressed as a superhero."

18. "Graffiti in London just isn't sarcastic enough."

19. "Thirty pence to have a piss? Bargain!"

20. "Don't be silly. I'll stand. Your bag looks like it could do with a rest."

21. "What's funny about the word Cockfosters?"