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What's a sad Etsy boyfriend? This. This is a sad Etsy boyfriend.
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A man who will apparently do anything for the person he loves.
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He values the happiness of those around him above his own.
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He'll allow people to make him look like a cock.
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Or wear a cock, for that matter.
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Just to help his loved one flog a few poorly made hats.
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They're often forced to wear said items in public.
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Sure, they can look away from the camera.
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Or try to disguise themselves with a hood.
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But nothing can hide their shame.
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Not even a knitted beard.
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Sometimes pets are dragged into it. They're no happier about the situation.
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Just imagine for one second how hard being an Etsy boyfriend must be.
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Being forced to wear this, and for it to end up appearing on sites like BuzzFeed.
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It's too much for most men to take.
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Please, won't somebody think of the sad Etsy boyfriends?!
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Although this guy has no right to be sad. BEST. SHIRT. EVER.
