21 Sad Etsy Boyfriends Who Need Our Help

Are you a sad Etsy boyfriend or do you know someone who is? Call our helpline.

1. What’s a sad Etsy boyfriend? This. This is a sad Etsy boyfriend.

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2. A man who will apparently do anything for the person he loves.

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3. Literally anything.

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4. He values the happiness of those around him above his own.

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6. He’ll allow people to make him look like a cock.

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7. Or wear a cock, for that matter.

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8. Just to help his loved one flog a few poorly made hats.

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10. But mostly hats.

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11. They’re often forced to wear said items in public.

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12. Sure, they can look away from the camera.

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13. Or try to disguise themselves with a hood.

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14. But nothing can hide their shame.

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15. Not even a knitted beard.

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16. Sometimes pets are dragged into it. They’re no happier about the situation.

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17. Just imagine for one second how hard being an Etsy boyfriend must be.

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18. Being forced to wear this, and for it to end up appearing on sites like BuzzFeed.

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19. It’s too much for most men to take.

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20. Please, won’t somebody think of the sad Etsy boyfriends?!

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21. Although this guy has no right to be sad. BEST. SHIRT. EVER.

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Robin Edds is special projects editor at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
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