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34 Things Everyone Who Went To A British Secondary School Will Remember

“Can I play?” “Sorry, it’s not my game.”

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#SecondarySchoolMemories Getting your shirt signed on the last day of school

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Leaving a boring lesson with a sleeve tattoo written in pen

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Collecting the sports equipment vouchers from Sainsbury's and NEVER seeing any new sports equipment in school

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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#SchoolMemories There was always them two teacher everyone was convinced were sleeping together.

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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#SchoolMemories 'can I play please?' Me - 'sorry not my game'

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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#SecondarySchoolMemories When someone shouted "Fight" in the playground

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Nothing says regret like the email address you made in secondary school

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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#SecondarySchoolMemories when you walk past your friends classroom...

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Untucking your shirt because you were too sassy and lived the thug life

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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When you were in year 7 and you knew a year 11

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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When the year 7's ball came into your game so you drop kicked it as far as you possibly could in the opposite direction

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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#SecondarySchoolMemories if you didnt have this bag in year 7 you was irrelevant

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Attaching crocodile clips to everyone in Science lessons.

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Going into Year 7 wearing your huge tent of a blazer because clearly your mum wanted it to last all five years.

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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When the teacher used your work as an example

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Contemplating faking your own death and the day of the Bleep Test.

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Losing your jumper at playtime and smelling ones that were found to see which one smelled like you

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Please write your name, you year group and the subject on the front" #SchoolMemories

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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#SecondarySchoolMemories constantly pressing the DJ button on the keyboards in music to piss the teacher off.

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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To teachers, having your top button undone meant that you were going to fail your GCSEs, murder someone and end up in prison.

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Sitting in final lesson of the day like:

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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#SecondarySchoolMemories trying to smuggle your food out of the dinner hall

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Getting so pissed of with someone at school, storming home and moving them down 1 place in your top 16 on bebo. #BeboMemories

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Getting a new song on your phone and having to bluetooth it to the whole year.

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)
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Thank god for French GCSE, now when I met a French person I can tell them: My Name and that I have 2 Brothers and like football. Fantastic!

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI)

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Robin Edds is a senior writer for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
 
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