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You know they learnt the hard way.
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And they normally have a reason for giving it – however grim it may be.
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They're only ever looking out for you.
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They always say what you want to hear.
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But they refuse to let themselves get overly emotional.
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They even give advice when it seems unnecessary. Just in case.
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But if they can help you, they will. Maybe.
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Their advice may, at times, seem like bullshit.
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Or like they don't have a fucking clue what they're saying.
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And they aren't adverse to a little pedantry.
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But when push comes to shove, they say it like it is.
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Even if it may come over a little harsh.
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Brits will often try and squeeze puns into their wise words.
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And sarcasm, obviously.
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When they're being polite, they like to tell you they're being polite, just in case you weren't sure.
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Their language is known for being a little NSFW.
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So you might want to cover the ears of any nearby children. 🙉
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To outsiders, they may seem a little ridiculous.
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But to those people, Brits will only respond with two words...
