33 Important Questions All Londoners Need To Answer Immediately

    The nation has some pressing questions regarding its capital.

    1.

    Why do Londoners flock to rooftops so gladly? To escape the oppressive 70s to modern architecture of the city I think.

    2.

    Why do Londoners run for the underground when it comes like every 2 seconds :/

    3.

    Why do Londoners never press the wait button at crossings? I just had to press the button for 15 people waiting like lemons. #pressthebutton

    4.

    Why do Londoners say "arks" instead of ask? #lifequestions

    5.

    why do Londoners have chips for breakfast lol?

    6.

    Why do Londoners put an 'a' in going

    7.

    Why do Londoners insist on using an iPad to take pictures? Cumbersome as fuck and it all looks like this #Wimbledon

    8.

    Why do Londoners say stuff like 'am I a dickhead blud?' Erm I'd say yes if you're questioning it

    9.

    Why do girls in London consider ballerina shoes to be appropriate winter wear?

    10.

    Why do Londoners have such nice accents pls

    11.

    Why do Londoners find it so hard to smile in photos

    12.

    The weather in London has always been shit. Why do londoners still act like they're surprised about it? lol

    13.

    Why do londoners keep right on escalators but keep left on stairs and underpasses?

    14.

    why do Londoners think everywhere else outside of this city is a farm?

    15.

    Why do Londoners think they're the only ones in the south?

    16.

    Why do Londoners conclude that anything north of them is 'Northerners', Birmingham is south of Stoke but they aren't 'Southerners'.

    17.

    Why do Londoners feels the need to take up two seats? Are you two seats wide? No. Get the fuck up.

    18.

    general question... why do londoners wear pinky rings??

    19.

    Why do Londoners type like their American? Stop it pls lol

    20.

    Why do Londoners not understand personal space. Potentially rudeness I think. #london #tubelife

    21.

    Why do Londoners look so miserable. Sad faces, dirties, frowning. Smile and be happy that you're alive.

    22.

    Why do Londoners seem to find it so weird to call it 'dinner' in the day???

    23.

    why do London girls dress so cute

    24.

    Why do londoners never smile!? It's heartbreaking

    25.

    A man just got shut in the tube doors and screamed like such a girl! Why do Londoners just ignore these things?! I laughed at him on my own

    26.

    why do londoners think FILA is a good make? *face palm*

    27.

    Why do Londoners insist on slapping Comic Sans all over their vans? I feel like getting out my Sharpie and amending the awful font.

    28.

    why do Londoners act like going up north is some big thing? lol.. they have just as many people and cities up north you know..

    29.

    Why do Londoners have such poor posture. Come one guys shoulders back. :(

    30.

    why do londoners have different words for things what

    31.

    Why do Londoners always break up at the bus stop? Dump them, then stick them on a bus to green and pleasant lands I reckon #LondonProblems

    32.

    Why do Londoners always ask Northerners "So when are you moving to London?" like it's the centre of the world? Well played @paulsmithmusic

    33.

    Why do guys in London think if they grow a beard it will balance out them wearing a handbag? #tool