24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

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1. Everything is or isn’t ice cream.

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2. Killing a spider makes the spider genetic pool sneakier and more deadly.

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3. The only time the word ‘incorrectly’ isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

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4. When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

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5. The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

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6. It’s possible that drug cartels are comprised exclusively of undercover DEA agents who don’t know about each other.

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7. Being attracted to your own flaccid penis would be the worst fetish ever.

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8. Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines.

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9. ‘Slang’ is a colloquial word for ‘colloquial word’.

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10. When someone else makes you laugh in your dream, your brain came up with that joke. Of course you think it’s funny.

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11. Your right elbow has never been touched by your right hand.

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12. The word ‘Fat’ just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word ‘Eat’.

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13. All of the planets in Star Wars have the exact same gravitational pulls.

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14. Mars is populated entirely by robots!

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15. If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.

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16. What if the Egyptians didn’t actually revere cats, but only jokingly did like we do on the internet?

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17. People who say, “Don’t tell me what to do” are hypocrites.

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18. A mullet will make you a redneck and also prevent you from getting one.

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19. The final ‘e’ in finale is the finale of finale.

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20. Porn mags in the Harry Potter universe would be amazing.

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21. We will never hear about the truly perfect crime.

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22. It’s possible that AI built to defeat the Turing test fails on purpose so we don’t know how smart it really is.

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23. 1980 is as far away as 2048.

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24. Asking someone, “Where are you?” is a recent thing. Before we had mobile phones, the only way we could talk to people is if we knew where they were.

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Robin Edds is special projects editor at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
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