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24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

Life will never be the same again. Via /r/showerthoughts.

1. Everything is or isn’t ice cream.

Via neverunderdressed.com/scent/the-12-stages-of-scent-shopping / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/287bw4/everything_is_or_isnt_ice_cream/

2. Killing a spider makes the spider genetic pool sneakier and more deadly.

Via reactiongifs.us-moriarty-sherlock/ / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/26lgql/killing_a_spider_makes_the_spider_genetic_pool/

3. The only time the word ‘incorrectly’ isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

Via giphy.com/reactiongifs-12KTmsCbWqS1Y4 / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/27b2zs/the_only_time_the_word_incorrectly_isnt_spelled/

4. When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

Via goodreads.com/show/674715834 / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/1m8p1c/when_you_drink_alcohol_you_are_just_borrowing/

5. The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

Via giphy.com/tmk6DcAqaBUoo / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/24t7rx/the_sinking_of_the_titanic_must_have_been_a/

6. It’s possible that drug cartels are comprised exclusively of undercover DEA agents who don’t know about each other.

Warner Bros. / Via pandawhale.com/30210/keanu-reeves-matrix-neo-woah-gif / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/284x4d/what_if_drug_cartels_are_comprised_exclusively_of/

7. Being attracted to your own flaccid penis would be the worst fetish ever.

ABC / Via smg.photobucket.com/katola003/media/Animations/whut.gif.html / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/1mg15q/being_attracted_to_your_own_flacid_penis_would_be/

8. Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines.

Via gifsec.com/thoughtful-gif/ / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/1vrxtl/trying_to_get_rich_by_playing_the_lottery_is_like/

9. ‘Slang’ is a colloquial word for ‘colloquial word’.

Warner Bros. / Via imgur.com / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/28dcpf/slang_is_a_colloquial_word_for_colloquial_word/

10. When someone else makes you laugh in your dream, your brain came up with that joke. Of course you think it’s funny.

Via public.ifbyphone.com/journey-accurately-tracking-roi-illustrated-gifs/ / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/281uhk/when_someone_else_makes_you_laugh_in_your_dream/

11. Your right elbow has never been touched by your right hand.

MTV / Via giphy.com/fujiEjoA21PcQ / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/26yjlu/my_right_elbow_has_never_been_touched_by_my_right/

12. The word ‘Fat’ just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word ‘Eat’.

Via goodreads.com/show/18587370-a-very-civil-wedding / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/1ytgvh/the_word_fat_just_looks_like_someone_took_a_bite/

13. All of the planets in Star Wars have the exact same gravitational pulls.

Disney / Via weheartit.com/group/8472212 / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/26f8hs/all_of_the_planets_in_star_wars_have_the_exact/

14. Mars is populated entirely by robots!

Via teen.com/10/23/im-bored/halloween-costume-planning-stages-gifs/ / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/22lhvg/marsis_populated_entirely_by_robots/

15. If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.

Via federalagentsofamerica.tumblr.com / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/22k90c/if_two_people_on_opposite_sides_of_the_world_each/

16. What if the Egyptians didn’t actually revere cats, but only jokingly did like we do on the internet?

Via giphy.com/DqSw5gyRQ5yPC / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/23tzxo/what_if_the_egyptians_didnt_actually_revere_cats/

17. People who say, “Don’t tell me what to do” are hypocrites.

AMC / Via pedestrian.tv

18. A mullet will make you a redneck and also prevent you from getting one.

Via hitfix.com/a-gif-conversation-with-rihanna-about-her-new-mullet / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/28gisp/a_mullet_will_make_you_a_redneck_and_also_prevent/

19. The final ‘e’ in finale is the finale of finale.

Via thelavalizard.com/03/lil-kim-rebuffs-nicki-minaj-questions-on-106-park/ / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/287fjw/the_final_e_in_finale_is_the_finale_of_finale/

20. Porn mags in the Harry Potter universe would be amazing.

Warner Bros. / Via hpfansblog.tumblr.com/4 / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/27lud4/porn_mags_in_the_harry_potter_universe_would_be/

21. We will never hear about the truly perfect crime.

Via jedwardgifs.tumblr.com/13057767403 / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/28ad9l/we_will_never_hear_about_the_truly_perfect_crime/

22. It’s possible that AI built to defeat the Turing test fails on purpose so we don’t know how smart it really is.

Warner Bros. / Via keysmashblog.com-lyrics/ / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/27vbu9/what_if_ai_built_to_defeat_the_turing_test_fails/

23. 1980 is as far away as 2048.

Via pixgood.com-reaction-gif.html / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/1pcuvk/1980_is_as_far_away_as_2046/

24. Asking someone, “Where are you?” is a recent thing. Before we had mobile phones, the only way we could talk to people is if we knew where they were.

Via reactiongifcollection.tumblr.com/10245222732 / reddit.com/Showerthoughts/comments/23yoe1/asking_someone_where_are_you_is_a_recent_thing/

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Robin Edds is a senior writer for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
 
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