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37 Distressing Tube Problems Every Londoner Has Experienced

OMG WTF TfL?

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Don't you just love it when a greasy old man adjusts his balls while looking you in the eye on the tube? #tubeproblems

— Jessica Cummin (@jessicacummin)
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Omg. There's a pigeon on my tube carriage #districtlineproblems

— Seema... (@Seemastar)
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Another commuter whose bag has it's own Zone 1-6 Oyster card. #commuterproblems #tubeproblems #tflhell

— Ed Hardwick (@edhardwick)
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Don't mind when someone reads my Metro Paper in my hands, but sticking your neck near my shoulder your taking the liberties. #tubeproblems

— Gem (@Gem_Sedef)
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Only two people on the tube and were sat next to each other, do you move? No. Just because of the pure fact it looks weird. #tubeproblems

— Lucy (@LucyTakeMeOut)
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If I wanted to listen to your music in the morning I would why is your crap playing so loud! #tubeproblems

— Isabella cain (@isabellacain)
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Taking the Hammersmith and City line even though it's longer just because I get phone signal #londonissues #tubeproblems

— Fiona Wilson (@fiona1608)
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That awkward moment when a crazy gets on your tube carriage says his got a shotgun on him and knows how to use it #tubeproblems

— Emma Akbareian (@emmaakb)
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Trust me to get in the tube carriage with a crazy man stinking it out and offering people a cup of piss #tubeproblems

— Charlotte Weatherby (@CharWeatherby)
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Watching someone sneeze on the tube and then watching where they put there hands #tubeproblems

— Lucy V (@Lucy__Vixen)
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Currently nestled between two armpits #tubeproblems

— CrazyStupidLove (@CaraSays_)
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seriously why the hell would u do that, fart on my face whilst I was behind u on the escalator?! #undergroundproblems #yuck #eww #stinkbomb

— Nico Ragasa (@NRagasa94)
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Some dude on the tube casually eating from a 2KG tub of yogurt. WHO DOES THAT #tubeproblems

— Adam Merrett (@Adam_Merrett)
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This evening was a particularly good commute home! #tubeproblems #commute #london #shortshorts #putitaway

— Jason Mills (@me_JasonMills)
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3 minutes! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! #tubeproblems

— corcoran (@corcoran)
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If one more person sneezes on me, I'm gonna start swinging. #TubeProblems

— Neg (@NegDupree)
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In other news: the Central line is a cesspit if sweat and broken dreams. Never been so glad to get off a train! #tubeproblems

— Little Miss Katy (@MissKatyEnglish)
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Too too hot on the bakerloo line, people are just lying limply on seats like shipwreck survivors #tubeproblems

— Becca Johnson (@BeeeJ_Johnson)
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You know your growing up when someone gets trapped in the doors of a tube and you don't laugh #Northernlineproblems

— Shannen O'Neill (@shannenohneill)
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The relief you feel going from a Central line tube to a Hammersmith & City. Sweet sweet air con. #tubeproblems

— Sarah Whiteacre (@sarahwhiteacre)
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Day dreaming on tubes leads to falling over. Note taken. #tubeproblems

— Lucy V (@Lucy__Vixen)
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Bloody wharf wankers #jubileelineproblems

— Laura (@LauraJcostello)
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When you feel you've been on the tube for ages and look up to realise you're not even at Acton Town yet...#PiccadillyLine #TubeProblems #TFL

— Conor J Phillips (@ConorJ_Phillips)
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Surrounded by men on this carriage on the train and I smell like a dog's arse. #undergroundproblems.

— emily (@emilysevenoaks)
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Completely empty in my section of the carriage and you choose to not only sit next to me but talk loudly on the phone?! #tubeproblems

— Natasha Karp (@natasha_karp)
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The only thing I don't understand is how you can be okay with smelling like that, I know it's hot but come on mannnn #TubeProblems #BO

— #SebastianEvans (@OneSebastian13)
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It's really hard trying to figure out if a girl is preggers or has just had a big pie for lunch #tubeproblems

— Lynder-Rose (@LyndaTahri)
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That annoying in-between age when you don't know if giving up your seat will be an insult #jubileelineproblems

— Stevie Pearce (@StevyPearce)

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Robin Edds is a senior writer for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
 
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