37 Distressing Tube Problems Every Londoner Has Experienced

OMG WTF TfL?

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Don't you just love it when a greasy old man adjusts his balls while looking you in the eye on the tube? #tubeproblems

— jessicacummin (@Jessica Cummin)
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Omg. There's a pigeon on my tube carriage #districtlineproblems

— Seemastar (@Seema...)
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Another commuter whose bag has it's own Zone 1-6 Oyster card. #commuterproblems #tubeproblems #tflhell

— edhardwick (@Ed Hardwick)
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Don't mind when someone reads my Metro Paper in my hands, but sticking your neck near my shoulder your taking the liberties. #tubeproblems

— Gem_Sedef (@Gem)
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Only two people on the tube and were sat next to each other, do you move? No. Just because of the pure fact it looks weird. #tubeproblems

— LucyTakeMeOut (@Lucy)
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If I wanted to listen to your music in the morning I would why is your crap playing so loud! #tubeproblems

— isabellacain (@Isabella cain)
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Taking the Hammersmith and City line even though it's longer just because I get phone signal #londonissues #tubeproblems

— fiona1608 (@Fiona Wilson)
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That awkward moment when a crazy gets on your tube carriage says his got a shotgun on him and knows how to use it #tubeproblems

— emmaakb (@Emma Akbareian)
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Trust me to get in the tube carriage with a crazy man stinking it out and offering people a cup of piss #tubeproblems

— CharWeatherby (@Charlotte Weatherby)
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Watching someone sneeze on the tube and then watching where they put there hands #tubeproblems

— Lucy__Vixen (@Lucy V)
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Currently nestled between two armpits #tubeproblems

— CaraSays_ (@CrazyStupidLove)
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seriously why the hell would u do that, fart on my face whilst I was behind u on the escalator?! #undergroundproblems #yuck #eww #stinkbomb

— NRagasa94 (@Nico Ragasa)
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Some dude on the tube casually eating from a 2KG tub of yogurt. WHO DOES THAT #tubeproblems

— Adam_Merrett (@Adam Merrett)
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This evening was a particularly good commute home! #tubeproblems #commute #london #shortshorts #putitaway

— me_JasonMills (@Jason Mills)
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3 minutes! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! #tubeproblems

— corcoran (@corcoran)
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If one more person sneezes on me, I'm gonna start swinging. #TubeProblems

— NegDupree (@Neg)
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In other news: the Central line is a cesspit if sweat and broken dreams. Never been so glad to get off a train! #tubeproblems

— MissKatyEnglish (@Little Miss Katy)
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Too too hot on the bakerloo line, people are just lying limply on seats like shipwreck survivors #tubeproblems

— BeeeJ_Johnson (@Becca Johnson)
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You know your growing up when someone gets trapped in the doors of a tube and you don't laugh #Northernlineproblems

— shannenohneill (@Shannen O'Neill)
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The relief you feel going from a Central line tube to a Hammersmith & City. Sweet sweet air con. #tubeproblems

— sarahwhiteacre (@Sarah Whiteacre)
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Day dreaming on tubes leads to falling over. Note taken. #tubeproblems

— Lucy__Vixen (@Lucy V)
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Bloody wharf wankers #jubileelineproblems

— LauraJcostello (@Laura)
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When you feel you've been on the tube for ages and look up to realise you're not even at Acton Town yet...#PiccadillyLine #TubeProblems #TFL

— ConorJ_Phillips (@Conor J Phillips)
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Surrounded by men on this carriage on the train and I smell like a dog's arse. #undergroundproblems.

— emilysevenoaks (@emily)
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Completely empty in my section of the carriage and you choose to not only sit next to me but talk loudly on the phone?! #tubeproblems

— natasha_karp (@Natasha Karp)
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The only thing I don't understand is how you can be okay with smelling like that, I know it's hot but come on mannnn #TubeProblems #BO

— OneSebastian13 (@#SebastianEvans)
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It's really hard trying to figure out if a girl is preggers or has just had a big pie for lunch #tubeproblems

— LyndaTahri (@Lynder-Rose)
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That annoying in-between age when you don't know if giving up your seat will be an insult #jubileelineproblems

— StevyPearce (@Stevie Pearce)

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