1. For your colleagues:
2. For your housemate:
3. For strangers:
4. For Scotland (from the rest of the UK):
5. For your mum:
6. For your boss:
7. To your significant other:
8. For THAT friend:
9. For anyone who can't understand your code:
10. For the person who sits next to you at work:
11. For your local MP:
12. For your friends:
13. For English football fans:
14. For pretty much anyone:
15. For all women (eventually):
16. When you have to have THAT conversation:
