23 Footballers With Deeply Unfortunate Names

Seaman LOL.

1. Dean Windass.

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2. Anil Koc.

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3. David Seaman.

4. Not forgetting Stanislav Semen.

7. Bernt Haas.

12. Johan De Kock.

14. Lopez Ufarte.

15. Argelico Fucks.

16. Ricky van Wolfswinkel.

17. Stefan Kuntz.

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21. David Goodwillie.

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