31 Times Alan Partridge Was Almost Too Funny

Needless to say, you'll have the last laugh.

1. On lords.

2. On disease.

3. On Kurt Cobain.

4. On justice.

5. On giblets.

6. On political correctness.

7. On life insurance.

8. On swinging.

9. On romance.

10. On his favourite music.

11. On tea etiquette.

12. On advertising.

13. On Benjamin Netanyahu.

14. On dry skin.

15. On bereavement.

16. On Henry VIII.

17. On the law.

18. On androgynous pop stars.

19. On why books are superior to e-readers.

20. On dining room tables.

21. On women.

22. On Sundays.

23. On sex.

24. On the nature of captivity.

25. On farmers.

26. On graveyards.

27. On injuries.

28. On dating.

29. On addiction.

30. On rejection.

31. And finally, on anecdotes.