2.When you're more intelligent that everyone around you:
3.When someone commits the unforgivable sin:
4.When you're at home on your own:
5.When someone asks you about your beard:
6.When the universe confirms what you already knew:
7.When you ruin the game because you actually hate fun:
8.When someone asks you to do something you really don't want to do:
9.When someone looks at you:
10.When someone asks you for something:
11.When someone asks what your life goals are:
12.When you see someone you like in a bar:
13.When you're the only one who's paying attention:
14.When someone shows you affection:
15.When you finally pluck up the courage to open up to others and they mock you, killing that last ounce of joy that remained in your cold, useless heart:
16.When you're asked for you opinion:
17.When you're invited to go speed dating because your "friends" think watching four episodes of The West Wing every night doesn't count as a social life:
18.When you're accused of being a pedant but actually you're just being accurate:
19.When you spot other people's bullshit:
20.When you do anything, at any time, with anyone:
21.When someone asks you to do something you really don't want to do, again:
22.When you escape society and get back to your lovely quiet house, only for the news to be just as hateful:
23.And finally, when you're as happy as you're ever going to get:
