26 Reasons Mark Corrigan Is The Prime Minister Britain Deserves

    He's just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise. #Corrigan4PM

    1. He's a tough negotiator. No opposition leader or visiting president is going to push him around.

    2. And yet he knows what it means to compromise.

    3. He's got the support of the public.

    4. And a firm grasp of the law.

    5. He understands that breaching the privacy of others is sometimes a necessary evil.

    6. He is aware that increased life expectancy will cause a severe strain on the NHS.

    7. He would always appreciate how lucky he was.

    8. And rarely overreact to stressful situations.

    9. Well, most of the time.

    10. He believes higher education shouldn't be paid for.

    11. He likes to keep up on current affairs.

    12. He takes a firm stance on unemployment.

    13. Like all good leaders he knows there must be a separation between church and state.

    14. Though conservative in some areas of life, he holds no grudges.

    15. He spends his money wisely. The economy would be safe in his hands.

    16. He understands that a great leader must delegate.

    17. He's terrible at sport, which seems to be a prerequisite for living in No. 10.

    18. He would always try to find the positives in any situation. No matter how terrible things may seem.

    19. And he's mindful of the sacrifices that our ancestors made to ensure we could enjoy our freedom.

    20. He's got a team of trusted advisers around him, telling him what the people want.

    21. But, importantly, he knows when NOT to take their advice.

    22. He's not as strait-laced as your average PM.

    23. When he knows what he wants, he'd do anything to get it.

    24. He's a charmer.

    25. He's neurotic.

    26. He's just like you and me.

    CORRIGAN FOR PM!!!