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13 Anti-Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Don't Want To

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1. Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap?

2. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

3. A horse walked into a bar.

4. Why was the little boy crying?

5. Why did the little girl fall off the swings?

6. There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar...

7. Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?

8. How do you confuse a blonde?

9. How do you make a plumber cry?

10. What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

11. What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

12. A man walks into a bar...

13. Roses are grey, violets are grey...

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