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13 Anti-Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Don’t Want To

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1. Why can’t Tommy the T-Rex clap?

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2. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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3. A horse walked into a bar.

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4. Why was the little boy crying?

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5. Why did the little girl fall off the swings?

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6. There’s an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar…

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7. Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new house?

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8. How do you confuse a blonde?

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9. How do you make a plumber cry?

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10. What is a pirate’s favourite letter of the alphabet?

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11. What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

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12. A man walks into a bar…

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13. Roses are grey, violets are grey…

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