Say "Han So-long" to terrible Star Wars jokes. And put your favorite Baby Yoda memes aside. We found jokes that span the Star Wars universe—from Episode IV to The Mandalorian—that only true fans would understand. They're all from a galaxy far far away...the internet.
1. "How do Tuskens cheat on their taxes? They always single file, to hide their numbers."
2. "Why doesn't Darth Plagueis ever catch a cold? He's a Muun."
3. "Where did Luke get his bionic hand? The second hand store.
4. "Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling Yoda was."
5. "What’s Jango Fett’s son’s favorite drink? Boba Tea."
6. "Why did the storm trooper buy the iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for."
7. "Why can't Jedi send pictures or documents with their emails? Because attachments are forbidden."
8. "How many Jedi does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them, they hate the dark side!"
9. "What is a clone trooper's favorite band? OneRepublic."
10. "What do Darth Vader and Americans have in common? They both use Imperial Units."
11. "What’s the favorite pasta of the Daimyo of Tatooine? Fett-uccini, of course."
14. "You'd think more people would be afraid of lightsabers. But they seem to find them quite disarming."
15. "Why can't Darth Vader strike up a new love life? He's looking in Alderaan places."
16. "What is a Jedi’s favorite desert? Obi-Wan Cannoli."
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18. "Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!"
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20. "What's the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun? Lukewarm."
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The lil lego Star Wars movies will always be iconic
22. "How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks."
24. "Do Gungans store food? Because I surely hope they keep food in jar jars."
27. "What do Jedi's use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi."
30. "Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt."
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32. "Is BB hungry? No, BB8."
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34. "Obi-wan and Luke are eating at a Chinese restaurant when Obi-wan notices that Luke is having trouble with his chopsticks. He tries to demonstrate but Luke just can't get it. Obi-wan gives up and says 'Use the forks, Luke.'"
36. "Did you hear the New Jedi Order was starting an 80's cover band? They're called Durron Durron."
38. "I hear Ben and Jerry's came out with a Wookie flavored ice cream. It's a bit Chewie."
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what I really love about Star Wars is how dumb as shit the characters are. every time they land on a new planet in Star Trek, they check to see if there’s oxygen, signs of life, etc. Star Wars just bounds out of the Millennium Falcon like “oh cool is that grass?” fucking idiots
40. "I went to a sale at the Maul. Everything was half off."
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I can't be the only one who caught the @SethRogen cameo in the Star Wars trailer
42. "How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Xmas?He felt his presents."
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baby yoda 😍😍
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the new Star Wars movie looks a bit different...
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my parents me trying to use the force after watching star wars
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does laura dern think timothee chalamet is baby yoda https://t.co/eutNsrJdnF
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Star Wars Leak!
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Oh, hi, Mark. Put me in the next Star Wars. https://t.co/orYSYpKK7z
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My 6-year-old just called a piggyback ride a Yoda ride. There’s nothing more I can teach her. Ready for the world, she is.
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"You can't win, Vader. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." *wanders swamp as a ghost*
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Apparently serious Star Wars fans get mad when you tell them your favorite episode is "the one with the badass chick and round WALL-E."
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"W-w-what? Who-o-o-oa! Look out!" - pretty much every Star Wars movie basically
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this live action Pokémon movie is looking great
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It's not the lava, loss of limbs or electrocution that kills you, it's your douchebag son who removes your breathing apparatus.
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"What's your job?" "Star Wars merchandise licenser." "What do you do?" "Say yes to everything."
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When is the Empire going to finally realize that Storm Troopers are simply not an effective military force?
79. "What was Tarkin's favorite brand of toilet paper? Charmin to the last."
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@SPIDERRLING NOW you tell me!
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I'm watching Star Wars and this little pig is everywhere
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Want to feel old? This is what the kid from Star Wars Episode I looks like today.
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the only thing Star Wars fans hate more than people who hate Star Wars, is Star Wars
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"The stories... they're all true." "Even that one about the Jar Jar guy?" "You kids get the hell off my ship."
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Speechless. #TFA https://t.co/4W2WyT4j5J
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We've updated the grading board to help prevent confusion amongst climbers and mathematicians. It works #progress
This article contains content from Hannah Marder, Robin Edds, Jamie Jirak, and Kat Angus. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.