1. The one where you dropped your phone in the toilet
2. The one with the two-day hangover
3. The one with the terrible haircut
4. The one where you forgot your significant other's birthday
5. The one with the break up
6. The one where you got addicted to Tinder
7. The one where you burnt rice
8. The one where Harry Styles finally retweeted you
9. The one where you impulse bought a hamster
10. The one with the lost hamster
11. The one with all the train delays
12. The one where you fell asleep in the toilet at work
13. The one with the dodgy emo phase
14. The one with your ex's new partner
15. The one with the three-day Netflix marathon
16. The one with all the screaming babies
17. The one where you tried to form a band
18. The one where you got 100 likes on your Facebook status
19. The one with the morning-after pill
20. The one with your second 29th birthday
21. The one where you moved back in with your parents
22. The one with the unused gym membership
23. The one with your friend Jess' brother
24. The one where you couldn't stop eating Nutella from the jar
25. The one where you walked in on your parents
26. The one where all your mates started getting engaged
27. The one where Aunt Gloria got way too drunk at Christmas
28. The one with the giant spot
29. The one with the broken washing machine
30. The one where your washing machine was still broken because your landlord's a dick
31. The one with you cold sore
32. The one where you just never left the house
33. The one where you screamed at your boss
34. The one with the job search
35. The one with the party where you didn't know anyone so went home early and cried
36. The one we just can't even talk about
37. The one where you realised you're turning into your mum
38. The one with your mate Mike's penis
39. The one with the long distance relationship
40. The one where you applied to go on The Chase but never heard back
41. The one with the creepy B&B guy
42. The one with the angry youths
43. The one where you didn't shower for a week
44. The one with all the Skype sex
45. The one where you tried to go "edgy" and your friends didn't let you forget it for months
46. The one where you finally learnt how to iron
47. The one with 'Tobias'
48. The one where you couldn't stop Facebook stalking your high school ex
49. The one where everything was coming up Milhouse
50. The one where you got addicted to daytime TV
51. The one with the butter incident
52. The one where your flight was cancelled so you never got on the plane in the first place
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