Horseless-phone!!! ROFLMAO. That was awesome… thank you for that.
In case you missed it, he was NOT elected. This simply adds another reason why not. Thank you Buzzfeed!
Well, Newt, if this were 1992, you might actually be onto something. But since we’re about halfway through 2013 and you JUST learned this, I am alarmed and disturbed by your cluelessness. The term of art you wish to coin has long existed… it is called a SMARTPHONE. And for the record, before cell phones ever became smartphones, we had cell phones and separate a handheld device known as a PDA (Personal Digital Assistant) which trace back all the way into the mid-1980s. By the way, judging by all the body fluids on the particular device you were holding up to the camera, yours DOES need to have its own name coined… How ‘bout a FGA (Face Grease Accumulator)?
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