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So I walk in to Chelsea Market...
I see people eating fresh pasta and am all...
But then I see/smell everything else and I just can't.
There's cupcakes here, fresh baguettes there, and Anthropologie candles to sniff over yonder...
But I just breathe deeply, and think to myself, "I got this."
And I go for it.
My friends try to be supportive and excited too, but just look at me like...
And then I spot the free sample lady — she has brittle!
I eat that too, and then move on to the fresh lobster place.
I'm literally out of control.
My friends finally step in and are like...
I realize what I've done.
We had a whole day planned, but now I'm just like...
My friends admit they're tired too, so we all peace, and the brittle lady's just like...
And then I food coma at home, like every Saturday afternoon.
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