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    Rules For Your Office Halloween Party

    Penguin Books is notorious for throwing a wild and woolly annual Halloween party in our office hallways. Just how haywire have things gotten in past years? The facilities team felt it necessary to circulate the following guidelines.

    Decorations should not create tripping hazards.

    Sharp objects, such as razors, box cutters, syringes, etc, may not be used as part of decorations.

    Please, no open flames

    Animals, other than service animals, are not permitted on the premises.

    If serving red wine, please use caution; any spillage may result in damaging stains.

    Copiers and other office equipment may not be removed, covered and/or decorated.