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<title>I think all of you need to shut the fuck up...</title>
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    <p>I think all of you need to shut the fuck up already! Damn obviously the guy needed to be tasered because he was not cooporating. Being naked in public is against the law nobody wants to fucking see that shit. The police officers did what they needed to do to protect the people there. Who cares what the police officers look like. Who do you call when your in trouble and need help?! The cops!!! all of you sit here and are bitching about them but the moment you need help you call them!! What kinda bullshit is that. The &#39;&#39;wizard&#39;&#39; was on LSD and didnt know what he was doing! he could of hurt someone there but the cops took care of it before he could. All of you should be thanking them instead of being fucking jerks!</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 22:12:55 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">I think all of you need to shut the fuck up already! Damn obviously the guy needed to be tasered because he was not cooporating. Being naked in public is against the law nobody wants to fucking see that shit. The police officers did what they needed to do to protect the people there. Who cares what the police officers look like. Who do you call when your in trouble and need help?! The cops!!! all of you sit here and are bitching about them but the moment you need help you call them!! What kinda bullshit is that. The &#x26;#39;&#x26;#39;wizard&#x26;#39;&#x26;#39; was on LSD and didnt know what he was doing! he could of hurt someone there but the cops took care of it before he could. All of you should be thanking them instead of being fucking jerks!</media:description>
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<title>OK - first off, the guy was in some altered state....</title>
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    <p>OK - first off, the guy was in some altered state. Hence his actions, nudity, refusal to cooperate and his little penis. Of course, the fact that he&#39;s overweight a little helps to add to the small penis factor. No, he shouldn&#39;t have been doing what he was doing, BUT, he wasn&#39;t violent and he wasn&#39;t hurting anyone. 

Now, lets take a look at these cops. First of all, what a PATHETIC representation of police officers from that police department. FAT, out of shape PIGS, no pun intended. What Chief of Police allows his officers to be that fat and out of shape? What a sad state of affairs and what a sad statement about the professionalism of that police department and force. 

As for the fat fucking pig with the &#8220;I-wish-I-was-a-sexy-hot-skinny-guy&#8221; sunglasses knee dropping this guy in the ribcage and abdomen&#8230;.. NO WAY! That fat motherfucker needs his fat fucking pig ass beat the fuck down, twice, and knee dropped in the groin at least three times. What a fat bastard! 

I will find out what police authority in Coachella these guys are connected to, and I will be filing a complaint with the commander, chief, the local ACLU and the state&#39;s district attorney. He won&#39;t get away with that shit in my world. No way.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:36:02 -0500</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">OK - first off, the guy was in some altered state. Hence his actions, nudity, refusal to cooperate and his little penis. Of course, the fact that he&#x26;#39;s overweight a little helps to add to the small penis factor. No, he shouldn&#x26;#39;t have been doing what he was doing, BUT, he wasn&#x26;#39;t violent and he wasn&#x26;#39;t hurting anyone. 

Now, lets take a look at these cops. First of all, what a PATHETIC representation of police officers from that police department. FAT, out of shape PIGS, no pun intended. What Chief of Police allows his officers to be that fat and out of shape? What a sad state of affairs and what a sad statement about the professionalism of that police department and force. 

As for the fat fucking pig with the &#x22;I-wish-I-was-a-sexy-hot-skinny-guy&#x22; sunglasses knee dropping this guy in the ribcage and abdomen..... NO WAY! That fat motherfucker needs his fat fucking pig ass beat the fuck down, twice, and knee dropped in the groin at least three times. What a fat bastard! 

I will find out what police authority in Coachella these guys are connected to, and I will be filing a complaint with the commander, chief, the local ACLU and the state&#x26;#39;s district attorney. He won&#x26;#39;t get away with that shit in my world. No way.</media:description>
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<title>Drop kneeing a guy on the ground in the stomach is...</title>
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    <p>Drop kneeing a guy on the ground in the stomach is not cool at all, the cop did it right before the initial taze. It hurts and can damage vital organs, bullshit. Cops are bastards. 

They should also give a warning before tazing what if someone had a medical condition and a threat was all it would take for compliance? Hmmmm should be part of their conduct don&#39;t you think?</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:22:25 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Drop kneeing a guy on the ground in the stomach is not cool at all, the cop did it right before the initial taze. It hurts and can damage vital organs, bullshit. Cops are bastards. 

They should also give a warning before tazing what if someone had a medical condition and a threat was all it would take for compliance? Hmmmm should be part of their conduct don&#x26;#39;t you think?</media:description>
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<title>Ok he deserved everything he got, but ROFLMAO.
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    <p>Ok he deserved everything he got, but ROFLMAO.

Who ever said GOD doesnt have a sense of humor, LOL.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:33:38 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Ok he deserved everything he got, but ROFLMAO.

Who ever said GOD doesnt have a sense of humor, LOL.</media:description>
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<title>This guy deserved everything coming to him. If the...</title>
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    <p>This guy deserved everything coming to him. If the cops are politely asking you to do something, fucking do it. He put up an unreasonable amount of resist. Was he hurting anyone? No. But he was breaking the law, and he was given the opportunity many times to put his clothes back on, and when he was being cuffed he was fighting back. Why should the officers who tried to resolve this in a calm manner risk injury to themselves trying to fight the guy down? They simply shouldn&#39;t, and anyone who thinks this is brutality is an idiot. 

I&#39;m 33, have taken many drugs, still do, and am somewhat of a tree hugging peace going liberal. But this is simply a case of stupidity. Plane and simple, don&#39;t fuck with cops, especially if they are nice to you from the start. They should have kicked his ass more. Idiot.

And law suit some responses say? No fucking way in hell after that video is watched. Won&#39;t even make within ten miles of a court.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 09:27:36 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">This guy deserved everything coming to him. If the cops are politely asking you to do something, fucking do it. He put up an unreasonable amount of resist. Was he hurting anyone? No. But he was breaking the law, and he was given the opportunity many times to put his clothes back on, and when he was being cuffed he was fighting back. Why should the officers who tried to resolve this in a calm manner risk injury to themselves trying to fight the guy down? They simply shouldn&#x26;#39;t, and anyone who thinks this is brutality is an idiot. 

I&#x26;#39;m 33, have taken many drugs, still do, and am somewhat of a tree hugging peace going liberal. But this is simply a case of stupidity. Plane and simple, don&#x26;#39;t fuck with cops, especially if they are nice to you from the start. They should have kicked his ass more. Idiot.

And law suit some responses say? No fucking way in hell after that video is watched. Won&#x26;#39;t even make within ten miles of a court.</media:description>
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<title>Fuck that comment about the cops not being able to...</title>
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    <p>Fuck that comment about the cops not being able to do their jobs without being harassed by the public. That&#39;s bullshit. There&#39;s a right way and a wrong way to do everything. Yes, the guy was an idiot and shouldn&#39;t have aced that way. But how much simpler and humane would it have been so simply hold him down (3 or 4 on 1) and just cuff him then take him away. It couldn&#39;t have been that difficult with their &#8220;expert&#8221; training. The one cop almost pulled his hair right out of his head, the other cop about broke his ribs with that WWF knee drop to the ribs, and the only reason they stopped tazing him was probably because the 9 volt battery went dead. They could have handled the situation in a much different way&#8230;bottom line. I don&#39;t condone the way the guy acted. He was a fucking idiot. But, shit, how much $ did Rodney King get? But you won&#39;t see this on the news because the victim was white, not black. Those cops were just waiting for that moment to do what they did and act the way they acted. I&#39;d actually be pretty surprised if they&#39;d even be allowed to write parking tickets after that shit.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 23:33:48 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Fuck that comment about the cops not being able to do their jobs without being harassed by the public. That&#x26;#39;s bullshit. There&#x26;#39;s a right way and a wrong way to do everything. Yes, the guy was an idiot and shouldn&#x26;#39;t have aced that way. But how much simpler and humane would it have been so simply hold him down (3 or 4 on 1) and just cuff him then take him away. It couldn&#x26;#39;t have been that difficult with their &#x22;expert&#x22; training. The one cop almost pulled his hair right out of his head, the other cop about broke his ribs with that WWF knee drop to the ribs, and the only reason they stopped tazing him was probably because the 9 volt battery went dead. They could have handled the situation in a much different way...bottom line. I don&#x26;#39;t condone the way the guy acted. He was a fucking idiot. But, shit, how much $ did Rodney King get? But you won&#x26;#39;t see this on the news because the victim was white, not black. Those cops were just waiting for that moment to do what they did and act the way they acted. I&#x26;#39;d actually be pretty surprised if they&#x26;#39;d even be allowed to write parking tickets after that shit.</media:description>
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<title>y so serious? what about the fact that this video...</title>
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    <p>y so serious? what about the fact that this video is 
f-ing hilarious?</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">y so serious? what about the fact that this video is 
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<title>It&#x26;#39;s funny how everyone hates cops lol.
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    <p>It&#39;s funny how everyone hates cops lol.

I just want to say what I noticed watching this: The guy was breaking the law. Even though his penis was extremely small, it&#39;s still illegal to walk around with it hanging out.

The police tried to resolve the issue with the guy peacefully. They asked him very nicely several times to put his clothes on and they were obviously asking for a while (if someone had time to notice it, then start filming and still catch them talking).

Then the guys resists arrest. Then becomes assaultive.

I don&#39;t like police tasering people, but this guy is retarded!!! If the police ask you to do something, you do it. If they try and arrest you and you fight them you are going to just make things worse for yourself! Everyone knows, cops always win.

Btw, tasers only hurt while you are being tased. He&#39;s lucky he didn&#39;t get pepper sprayed or a baton across the spine.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 19:42:43 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">It&#x26;#39;s funny how everyone hates cops lol.

I just want to say what I noticed watching this: The guy was breaking the law. Even though his penis was extremely small, it&#x26;#39;s still illegal to walk around with it hanging out.

The police tried to resolve the issue with the guy peacefully. They asked him very nicely several times to put his clothes on and they were obviously asking for a while (if someone had time to notice it, then start filming and still catch them talking).

Then the guys resists arrest. Then becomes assaultive.

I don&#x26;#39;t like police tasering people, but this guy is retarded!!! If the police ask you to do something, you do it. If they try and arrest you and you fight them you are going to just make things worse for yourself! Everyone knows, cops always win.

Btw, tasers only hurt while you are being tased. He&#x26;#39;s lucky he didn&#x26;#39;t get pepper sprayed or a baton across the spine.</media:description>
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<title>As usual everyone wants to bitch and moan about...</title>
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    <p>As usual everyone wants to bitch and moan about the cops doing their job. Speaking of penises and BALLS, clearly none of you have enough of the later to be able to do such a job. So when the cops are trying to do theirs, do me a favor and shut the f___ up and mind your own damn business. This man was uninjured and still ranting and raving after all the so called &#8220;brutalizing.&#8221; 

These cops actually did a fantastic job trying to preserve this man&#39;s dignity, which he was obviously less concerned about. They had a lot more patience, for a lot longer, than I would have had.

Oh and by the way, he was doing something illegal. 

And I&#39;ll also mention to all of you who are uneducated in such matters, which it seems many of these comments are made by, that in training, cops are pepper sprayed and tasered, so they are not doing anything to someone that they have not, themselves, experienced. 

Have a great day and don&#39;t forget to hug a tree. By the way, I&#39;m not a cop, I&#39;m a registered nurse and have all the compassion in the world for people who aren&#39;t breaking the law&#8230;</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:52:37 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">As usual everyone wants to bitch and moan about the cops doing their job. Speaking of penises and BALLS, clearly none of you have enough of the later to be able to do such a job. So when the cops are trying to do theirs, do me a favor and shut the f___ up and mind your own damn business. This man was uninjured and still ranting and raving after all the so called &#x22;brutalizing.&#x22; 

These cops actually did a fantastic job trying to preserve this man&#x26;#39;s dignity, which he was obviously less concerned about. They had a lot more patience, for a lot longer, than I would have had.

Oh and by the way, he was doing something illegal. 

And I&#x26;#39;ll also mention to all of you who are uneducated in such matters, which it seems many of these comments are made by, that in training, cops are pepper sprayed and tasered, so they are not doing anything to someone that they have not, themselves, experienced. 

Have a great day and don&#x26;#39;t forget to hug a tree. By the way, I&#x26;#39;m not a cop, I&#x26;#39;m a registered nurse and have all the compassion in the world for people who aren&#x26;#39;t breaking the law...</media:description>
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    <p>I might be totally wrong here, but I get the feeling that he&#39;s actually a female to male transgendered individual. Hence the small penis (It&#39;s actually a clitoris) and the odd-looking testicles (they&#39;re really labia majora).

Also, if he IS an F-M individual that explains the nudity and why he describes it as &#8220;beautiful&#8221;.

Of course, if I&#39;m totally wrong than I&#39;m just being dumb. But if I&#39;m right than he was just appreciating the beauty of his naked body (that for the beginning of his life he wasn&#39;t able to experience).

I don&#39;t think there&#39;s anything wrong with that at ALL.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 02:59:03 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">I might be totally wrong here, but I get the feeling that he&#x26;#39;s actually a female to male transgendered individual. Hence the small penis (It&#x26;#39;s actually a clitoris) and the odd-looking testicles (they&#x26;#39;re really labia majora).

Also, if he IS an F-M individual that explains the nudity and why he describes it as &#x22;beautiful&#x22;.

Of course, if I&#x26;#39;m totally wrong than I&#x26;#39;m just being dumb. But if I&#x26;#39;m right than he was just appreciating the beauty of his naked body (that for the beginning of his life he wasn&#x26;#39;t able to experience).

I don&#x26;#39;t think there&#x26;#39;s anything wrong with that at ALL.</media:description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:28:45 -0400</pubDate>
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    <p>It looked like he got a hard on right after he got tased.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 10:14:19 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">It looked like he got a hard on right after he got tased.</media:description>
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    <p>What were the cops supposed to do? Let this guy all drugged up and naked just walk around the fair where young children are? What do you think would have happened if they didn&#39;t have tazers? They would have used those clubs to bring him down. He obviously was messed up on something. Would it be ok if he were drunk? How about if he was behind the wheel of a car? Let&#39;s worry about the person who is breaking the law&#39;s feelings while he&#39;s resisting arrest. The people who supported that guy wouldn&#39;t feel that way if he suddenly turned agressive towards you. I thought the police used a lot of restraint and patience with that guy. You act like he would have responded to reason. He clearly wasn&#39;t. People need to grow up and admit when someone does something wrong they have to pay the consequences. Or let&#39;s just excuse his poor choices because his mom didn&#39;t love him enough. Give me a break.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:19:05 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">What were the cops supposed to do? Let this guy all drugged up and naked just walk around the fair where young children are? What do you think would have happened if they didn&#x26;#39;t have tazers? They would have used those clubs to bring him down. He obviously was messed up on something. Would it be ok if he were drunk? How about if he was behind the wheel of a car? Let&#x26;#39;s worry about the person who is breaking the law&#x26;#39;s feelings while he&#x26;#39;s resisting arrest. The people who supported that guy wouldn&#x26;#39;t feel that way if he suddenly turned agressive towards you. I thought the police used a lot of restraint and patience with that guy. You act like he would have responded to reason. He clearly wasn&#x26;#39;t. People need to grow up and admit when someone does something wrong they have to pay the consequences. Or let&#x26;#39;s just excuse his poor choices because his mom didn&#x26;#39;t love him enough. Give me a break.</media:description>
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    <p>I am shocked by how many people are defending these cops. Maybe someday they&rsquo;ll be personally affected by injustice and realize how oppressive and corrupt our government is. By the way, just because something is called for in a job description that doesn&rsquo;t make it right. People should be taking responsibility for what they do instead of using the job requirements as an excuse.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:53:28 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">I am shocked by how many people are defending these cops. Maybe someday they&#x26;rsquo;ll be personally affected by injustice and realize how oppressive and corrupt our government is. By the way, just because something is called for in a job description that doesn&#x26;rsquo;t make it right. People should be taking responsibility for what they do instead of using the job requirements as an excuse.</media:description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 04:13:45 -0400</pubDate>
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    <p>If anyone should be sued, it should be the doctor that circumsized that guy. That mother effer left this guy with nothing.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:55:09 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">If anyone should be sued, it should be the doctor that circumsized that guy. That mother effer left this guy with nothing.</media:description>
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    <p>&#8220;The whole world is watching.&#8221;

Yeah, the whole world is watching cops do their fucking job correctly.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:50:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">&#x22;The whole world is watching.&#x22;

Yeah, the whole world is watching cops do their fucking job correctly.</media:description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:04:45 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>What? These three girls couldn&#x26;#39;t get ONE NAKED...</title>
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    <p>What? These three girls couldn&#39;t get ONE NAKED GUY in their squad car for, what? &#8230;. destroying the American way of life?
Geez, what kind of clowns do we hire up for police work and security, anyway? Actually, maybe the naked guy is lucky. If it was in Indiana, they would have pulled out a gun and killed him dead.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:44:17 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">What? These &#x3C;i&#x3E;&#x3C;b&#x3E;three girls&#x3C;/b&#x3E;&#x3C;/i&#x3E; couldn&#x26;#39;t get ONE NAKED GUY in their squad car for, what? .... destroying the American way of life?
Geez, what kind of clowns do we hire up for police work and security, anyway? Actually, maybe the naked guy is lucky. If it was in Indiana, they would have pulled out a gun and killed him dead.</media:description>
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<title>One of the officers said in the begining, &#x26;rdquo;...</title>
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    <p>One of the officers said in the begining, &rdquo; I&#39;ll make you a deal, put some clothes on and have a good time.&rdquo;. The same crowd that was chanting for the cops to &ldquo;kick his ass&rdquo;, where the same idiots booing them for doing their jobs. In response to the &ldquo;excessive force&rdquo; crying, 3 grown men could have apprehended the guy in 7 seconds, but it would have taken excessive force. 3 grown men attempting to use progressive techniques, while having to worry about a growing and obviously volatile crowd (that is a significant threat), acted in a professional manner. Until you yourself is in that or a simular position, you have no right to pass judgement. The wizard, at any time could have stopped this from happening. what you saw was complete disregard, by the wizard, for himself and others. It would be nice, for once, if you suggested an alternative solution instead of just bitching.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:46:12 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">One of the officers said in the begining, &#x26;rdquo; I&#x26;#39;ll make you a deal, put some clothes on and have a good time.&#x26;rdquo;. The same crowd that was chanting for the cops to &#x26;ldquo;kick his ass&#x26;rdquo;, where the same idiots booing them for doing their jobs. In response to the &#x26;ldquo;excessive force&#x26;rdquo; crying, 3 grown men could have apprehended the guy in 7 seconds, but it would have taken excessive force. 3 grown men attempting to use progressive techniques, while having to worry about a growing and obviously volatile crowd (that is a significant threat), acted in a professional manner. Until you yourself is in that or a simular position, you have no right to pass judgement. The wizard, at any time could have stopped this from happening. what you saw was complete disregard, by the wizard, for himself and others. It would be nice, for once, if you suggested an alternative solution instead of just bitching.</media:description>
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