The Butt Bandit

A vandal locals are calling the “Butt Bandit” has been leaving greased-up ass stains on the windows of stores, churches and schools all around a small Nebraska town. He was finally caught this morning. But this is sad! Butt Banditry is exactly the kind of street graffiti big cities have been waiting for! Butt Bandit, sir, consider this your official invitation to New York.

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