Kimbo Slice Knocked Out

Famed MMO fighter Kimbo Slice suffered his first sanctioned defeat Saturday night at the hands of Seth Petruzelli, a previously little-known fighter who was selected as a last minute replacement.

League officials were left scrambling when Slice's original opponent, Ken Shamrock, suffered a cut above his left eye in a practice bout. The prime time fight lasted barely ten seconds, and Kimbo Slice left with what he claimed was "the first black-eye of my life".