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Scott Lee Cohen
Are you guys ready to meet your new favorite Democratic nominee for lieutenant governor in Illinois?! posted Scott Lee Cohen, a pawnbroker, was arrested in 2005 for (allegedly!) sticking a knife to the neck of his 24-year old drunk prostitute girlfriend and bopping her head against the wall. Cohen played the whole prostitute thing blind, saying he thought she was a “massage therapist,” which is pretty much the go-to excuse for prostitutes. This is fun because just last Tuesday he won the nomination in a surprise victory soooo, Gov. Quinn's all like, “Great.”
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New questions in 2005 arrest of Democratic lieutenant governor nominee
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Illinois Lieut. Gov. Nominee Was Arrested For Domestic Violence
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Democratic Nominee Pulled Knife on Prostitute Girlfriend
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6 Responses So Far
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Being a voter from Illinois, its important to note two things wrong with this story: 1. He won (thus beating out an even more “noble” potential statesman.) 2. You left out the part that was revealed this morning about his alleged steroid use. Wooooohoooo! Gooooooooo Illinois
- Rebecca E. thinks Scott Lee Cohen is Trashy & WTF
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If only it had been a gun instead of a knife, he'd have gotten an NRA endorsement. P.S. I appreciate your use of the verb “bopping.”
- Darrell Davis, Jr thinks Scott Lee Cohen is WTF & LOL
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And as everyone knows, it's totally fine to stab a massage therapist in the neck. So really it was her fault for deceiving him.
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Well I didn't vote for him.
- Lazar Taxon thinks Scott Lee Cohen is Trashy
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- Conor H. thinks Scott Lee Cohen is Trashy & OMG
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