Perez Hilton: "Heart Attack or Cold Feet?"

In a now deleted post, Perez Hilton originally tried to call Michael Jackson's "bluff," offering up a theory that MJ was pulling a "stunt" to avoid his upcoming tour.

After admitting that he was "dubious," Perez ended the post with "Get your money back ticket holders!!!" Classy, Perez. Defending himself against Pete Wentz (!), Perez said, "I'm like the McDonald's of the Internet."