People Are Unappealing

A waitress’s tell-all book on the dirty dining secrets of the stars. We’re talking insider code-names like Twat Waffle (apparently Michael Stipe) who wears “matching fedoras and Ray-Bans” with his boy crew, leaves no tip and just wants some f’n blueberry waffles. It all sounds delicious and should be a best seller in no time.

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