I agree…i need to move back too…lol
Currently I am relaxing in Goa
Culture Buzz Ah, the joy and beauty of Oakland! Learn the wonders of the “fabulous vacation wonderland” located just across the Bay Bridge. Ghostriding! Hipsters! They've truly got it all.
I agree…i need to move back too…lol
Currently I am relaxing in Goa
Oaklander for 8 years, here. You forgot the rising homicide rate!
Especially in summer! Awesome! Nothing like a gun in the face after grocery shopping at any 6 of our Trader Joe's locations! And forget fireworks at Jack London Square:
just hit any flatlands neighborhood for a full, intersection blocking light show that last weeks after July 4th! My dog loves it! And forget about planting trees and expecting them to actually survive…. with the high drunk driving & property damage rates you'll never have to worry about wasting water on a dumb ol' tree anyway! Oakland! At least it's sunnier than SF!
But, not as cheap as it used to be…. And when is Temescal gonna actually get cool and open a bookstore already?
Oakland is where we San Franciscans go to dump our worn tires and used batteries. That, and mock those who can't afford a studio apartment in the city, so instead for $100 more/month, they opt for a jr 1bdrm with a majestic view of the local 7-Eleven and its graffiti-laden wall which is urinated on 23 of 24 hours a day by the same toothless C-list pimp. If you want to see what Detroit will look like in ten years, book your (certainly delayed) flight to OAK now. And don't doubt the power of the Ghost Ride - we wouldn't have been able to topple Saddam without it. *Disclaimer: I hate Oakland
We need a hella badge.
i hella like that shirt
Its so true it causes me physical pain. I need to move back to New York.
Comedians like to talk about Oakland.
just so you know, it's “ghostriding”. but yes, this video is so on point
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