“blowing wind up your asshole”

Pinkey's Special is WIN.

“Must stay out of poop hole”. Next pillow embroidery quote, check.

Mrs F. A. Tasse? O rly…

I guess I've been doing it wrong.

$0.50 for finger fucking with juice? What a rip off!

I will take the number six… and super-size it, please.

i guess somebody reads reddit

I was doubting its veracity when I saw the words tit, f*ck, and c*nt, but these words actually have been around at 18th century the latest. Although the phrase “jerk off” was only first used in 1916, so this book could actually be from 1916 onwards.
So people, this is a classic. Not as old as I thought though.
*The More You Know*

What the hell is “back scuttling”? You know what, nevermind. I don't want to know.

“Asshole fucking for men over 45…..1.00” Wow, first senior citizens discount of all time?

Link? Or…where'd you find this? I'm curious as to what the hell it is (i.e. real or fake/old or new)

I wonder how old this is???

Hey it ALWAYS pays to be a self-starter