Jesus' Ginormous Penis

Filthy-minded Christians think a painting in their parish is porn! Churchgoers at St. Charles Borromeo Church in Warr Acres, OK, are up in arms over a painting of Jesus hanging over the church's altar because it kind of looks like the son of God has an enormous erection. The church's pastor claims it's just his “distended stomach”.

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  • Dodgerchick thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Joepiler thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is WTF & LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Roxanne thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is LOL  about 2 years ago
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  • Zayna W. thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is WTF, LOL & Ew  about 2 years ago
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  • Show a close up of the freaking dick!

    Ross G.
    2 years ago
  • ashley :) thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Kelly M. thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • UpsetUnicorn thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is WTF  about 2 years ago
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  • It's weirder cause the reporter sounds like Kenneth The Page

    Pierre
    2 years ago
  • Not entirely sure why I clicked on this.

    Suddenly Everything
    2 years ago
  • Maybe I'm just a sacrilegious whore, but something like that would get me to go to church more often. (Also, just adding a few horizontal lines would make it less penis-y and more ab-like. Just sayin.)

    amandasavestheday
    2 years ago
  • Min C. thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is LOL  about 2 years ago
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  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/jesus-ginormous-... [link]

    If you don't have time for the video - here's the money shot.

    Rick
    2 years ago
  • Corey Anderson thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is LOL  about 2 years ago
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  • Al thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • I couldn't get through the whole vid.  The guy's monotone voice and zombie like reporting style made this so much more torturous to watch than the “Hey Guys” vid

    nomnomyumyum
    2 years ago
  • eixo   Jesus' Ginormous Penis  about 2 years ago
  • No one should ever have to say that this kind of crap is beyond ridiculous. And by “crap” I mean, of course the controversy. 1. Almost every man and a very small number of women have penises. 2. Almost every woman and a very small number of men have vaginas. 3. Penises and vaginas are reproductive organs. 4. Practically every person alive, including all those who think of penises and vaginas as though they are Satanic, filthy organs that ought to be done away with, is able to have an opinion on this subject because some man put his erect penis into some woman's vagina. 5. If God exists and created humans, then it's also true that S/He created penises, vaginas, sex, sexual pleasure, the possibility of masturbation, the drive to have sex, erections, and everything else that's part of sex. 6. If you can't say the words “penis” and “vagina” in mixed company without experiencing anxiety or embarrassment, then something is seriously wrong with your thinking about sex, sexual organs, and humans (I'm lookin' at you, Oprah “va-jay-jay” Winfrey). 7. Puritanical idiots are so predictable and so fucking boring when they're being puritanical idiots.

    Bear Beorning
    2 years ago
  • And they wonder why Jesus hung out with Mary Magdalene. She must have been a size queen. I like to think of my Jesus packing a miracle of his own for the ladies.

    Carl Witkowski
    2 years ago
  • for all those actually interested in this, I recommend reading Leo Steinberg's “The Sexuality of Christ in the Renaissance and Modern Oblivion.” In it Dr. Steinberg Discusses the iconographic significance of Christ's member. In short it is the proof of Christ's fully realized humanity that acts in tandem with his divinity. The Catholic Church of this era emphasized this kind of art as a way of denying the claims of the various heretical sects of the middle ages. So there.

    John S.
    2 years ago
  • Dee thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • cactispam thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is Geeky, OMG & Cute  about 2 years ago
  • Jordan H. thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • AnonBV thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is Cute  about 2 years ago
  • Fucking hot. I want more rule 34 on Jesus, stat!

    AnonBV
    2 years ago
  • the father just wanted to show that he is clearly gay, dont yal see his secret messege?

    Khulan K.
    2 years ago
  • plaid lemur thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is WTF & LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Update: The parish has fired the priest, and chosen a replacement. Father Ron Jeremy will start next Sunday.

    plemur
    2 years ago
  • That's some faith you got there, people, up and leaving when you see a huge wang.

    roll85
    2 years ago
  • Kr8z83 thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Jamie S. thinks Jesus' Ginormous Penis is Ew  about 2 years ago
  • is it wrong that this video is sponsored by angus beef 100% black angus beef.

    V
    2 years ago
  • Shut the fuck up.  1) This type of painting, according to the video, has been around since the 12th century. If you haven't complained in the last 900 years, you're not allowed to now. 2) Jesus had a penis. If you're surprised by this, you have no one to blame but yourselves. Maybe if you didn't force all the sex ed classes out of schools, you wouldn't be so surprised by the fact. 3) That's some pretty big peen.

    John Winskowicz
    2 years ago
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