BuzzFeed - Rick http://buzzfeed.com/rickt2 BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2013 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sat, 18 May 2013 10:38:57 -0400 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) BuzzFeed http://www.buzzfeed.com/static/images/public/rss/logo.png http://buzzfeed.com/rickt2 Ye Olde Sex Menu http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/ye-olde-sex-menu-akd For any of you out there who are fans of the classics such as “dry bobs” and bung blows with goose quills.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/ye-olde-sex-menu-akd Sat, 29 May 2010 10:52:49 -0400 For any of you out there who are fans of the classics such as "dry bobs" and bung blows with goose quills. rickt2 adult Straight Guys Support Gays in Military Via Ke$ha http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/straight-guys-support-gays-in-military-via-keha-akd

A bevy of hot shirtless straight guys decide to support gays in the military. DADT, dancing and Ke$ha. Why not?!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/straight-guys-support-gays-in-military-via-keha-akd Wed, 12 May 2010 14:43:20 -0400 <b>A bevy of hot shirtless straight guys decide to support gays in the military.</b> DADT, dancing and Ke$ha. Why not?! rickt2 nonadult Another page from the same "site". http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/another-page-from-the-same-site-8nkl-akd Another page from the same “site”.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/another-page-from-the-same-site-8nkl-akd Thu, 06 May 2010 09:46:19 -0400 Another page from the same "site". rickt2 adult Ellen Apologizes to Apple http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/ellen-apologizes-to-apple-akd

Ellen makes an amusing iPhone parody commercial. Ellen is contacted by Apple. Ellen apologizes. Gods are appeased. Everyone’s happy.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/ellen-apologizes-to-apple-akd Wed, 05 May 2010 02:09:28 -0400 Ellen makes an amusing iPhone parody commercial. Ellen is contacted by Apple. Ellen apologizes. Gods are appeased. Everyone&#39;s happy. rickt2 adult The Cupcake Cannon http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/cupcake-cannon-akd

Cupcakes hurled at people’s faces with a 120psi cannon, captured at 700 frames per second. [ Ed. note: Anyone else oddly tumescent after watching this? ]

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/cupcake-cannon-akd Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:36:16 -0400 <b>Cupcakes hurled at people&#39;s faces with a 120psi cannon, captured at 700 frames per second. </b> [<i>Ed. note: Anyone else oddly tumescent after watching this?</i>] rickt2 adult My bad. Someone does make underwear... ... http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/my-bad-someone-does-make-underwear-8izv-akd My bad. Someone does make underwear… Under-Ease are underwear for protection against bad human gas (malodorous flatus) and are made from a soft air-tight fabric (polyurethane-coated nylon). To maintain the air-tightness, elastic is sewn into the material around the waist and both legs. A triangular “exit hole” for the flatus to be expelled is cut from the back of the air-tight underwear, near the bottom. This “exit hole” is covered with a “pocket” made of ordinary porous fabric sewn over the “exit hole”. This unique design forces all expelled gas (flatus) out through the “pocket”. Inside the “pocket” is a high-functioning, replaceable filter - the core of the technology. This multi-layered filter is made in a sandwich-style, and begins with the two outer layers of wool felt. The second two layers are made of non-woven polypropylene and spun glass materials. In the center of the filter is a single layer of activated carbon. The filter is then covered with soft ordinary material to allow for easy replacement in or out of the pocket. The underwear are washable and will last approximately a year depending on the frequency of use and laundering. Each filter will last from several weeks to several months depending on the frequency of use and laundering.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/my-bad-someone-does-make-underwear-8izv-akd Fri, 30 Apr 2010 00:47:30 -0400 My bad. Someone does make underwear... Under-Ease are underwear for protection against bad human gas (malodorous flatus) and are made from a soft air-tight fabric (polyurethane-coated nylon). To maintain the air-tightness, elastic is sewn into the material around the waist and both legs. A triangular "exit hole" for the flatus to be expelled is cut from the back of the air-tight underwear, near the bottom. This "exit hole" is covered with a "pocket" made of ordinary porous fabric sewn over the "exit hole". This unique design forces all expelled gas (flatus) out through the "pocket". Inside the "pocket" is a high-functioning, replaceable filter - the core of the technology. This multi-layered filter is made in a sandwich-style, and begins with the two outer layers of wool felt. The second two layers are made of non-woven polypropylene and spun glass materials. In the center of the filter is a single layer of activated carbon. The filter is then covered with soft ordinary material to allow for easy replacement in or out of the pocket. The underwear are washable and will last approximately a year depending on the frequency of use and laundering. Each filter will last from several weeks to several months depending on the frequency of use and laundering. rickt2 adult The Better Marriage Blanket http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/the-fart-suppressing-blanket-akd

More accurately: The Fart Suppressing Blanket.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/the-fart-suppressing-blanket-akd Fri, 30 Apr 2010 00:30:00 -0400 More accurately: The Fart Suppressing Blanket. rickt2 adult Lost Call Sheet http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/lost-call-sheet-8e0m-akd Lost Call Sheet

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/call-sheet-8e0m-akd Thu, 22 Apr 2010 16:27:48 -0400 Call Sheet rickt2 adult 100-Year-Old Woman With An iPad http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/100-year-old-woman-with-an-ipad-akd

Virginia Campbell, a 100-year-old Lake Oswego resident, uses her iPad at the Mary’s Woods Retirement Community.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/100-year-old-woman-with-an-ipad-akd Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:45:01 -0400 Virginia Campbell, a 100-year-old Lake Oswego resident, uses her iPad at the Mary&rsquo;s Woods Retirement Community. rickt2 adult If you don't have time for the video -... http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/if-you-dont-have-time-for-the-video-88uk-akd If you don’t have time for the video - here’s the money shot.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/if-you-dont-have-time-for-the-video-88uk-akd Thu, 15 Apr 2010 22:50:48 -0400 If you don&#39;t have time for the video - here&#39;s the money shot. rickt2 adult Jesus' Ginormous Penis http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/jesus-ginormous-penis-akd

Filthy-minded Christians think a painting in their parish is porn!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/jesus-ginormous-penis-akd Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:52:23 -0400 Filthy-minded Christians think a painting in their parish is porn! rickt2 adult Ask Steve Jobs a Question http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/ask-the-magic-steve-jobs-a-question-akd

It seems to actually work if you are nice to it. I heart instant gratification.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/ask-the-magic-steve-jobs-a-question-akd Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:06:07 -0400 It seems to actually work if you are nice to it. I heart instant gratification. rickt2 adult Vogue-Off at the Welfare Office http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/vogue-off-at-the-welfare-office-akd

This happens to me pretty much every day. Without the fighting though - my nails!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/vogue-off-at-the-welfare-office-akd Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:20:38 -0400 This happens to me pretty much every day. Without the fighting though - my nails! rickt2 adult Trololo IPhone App! http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/trololo-iphone-app-akd Get jaunty and improve your mood - anywhere! And it’s free!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/trololo-iphone-app-akd Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:24:23 -0400 Get jaunty and improve your mood - anywhere! And it&#39;s free! rickt2 adult Bea Arthur, Mountains, Pizza http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/bea-arthur-mountains-pizza-akd Genius.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/bea-arthur-mountains-pizza-akd Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:48:15 -0400 Genius. rickt2 adult Party Rats: Finger Lights http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/party-rats-finger-lights-akd Certainly most people would like to take center stage at parties and, admit it, you’re one of them. Party Rats! Try a more practical application - when you have to use your computer in the dark. At a nightclub. Party Rats!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/party-rats-finger-lights-akd Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:58:52 -0400 Certainly most people would like to take center stage at parties and, admit it, you&rsquo;re one of them. Party Rats! Try a more practical application - when you have to use your computer in the dark. At a nightclub. Party Rats! rickt2 adult Gay Leprechaun http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/gay-leprechaun-akd

Visit the local Irish Pub - Happy Tranny’s! They have disco night and Fruity Pebbles!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/gay-leprechaun-akd Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:27:23 -0400 Visit the local Irish Pub - Happy Tranny&#39;s! They have disco night and Fruity Pebbles! rickt2 adult Machines Fall Down, Go Boom! http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/machines-fall-down-go-boom-akd

Cranes fall. Make a lot of noise. Expletives. Yeah!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/machines-fall-down-go-boom-akd Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:15:16 -0500 Cranes fall. Make a lot of noise. Expletives. Yeah! rickt2 nonadult Elephant Dung High Heels http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/elephant-dung-high-heels-akd These INSA Elephant-Dung Heels were created in response to artist Chris Ofili’s ‘The Holy Virgin Mary’ painting that used elephant dung as material. I think they’re crap.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rickt2/elephant-dung-high-heels-akd Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:08:10 -0500 These INSA Elephant-Dung Heels were created in response to artist Chris Ofili&rsquo;s &lsquo;The Holy Virgin Mary&rsquo; painting that used elephant dung as material. I think they&#39;re crap. rickt2 adult