5 Famous Disasters Secretly Orchestrated By Nickelodeon's Face

It doesn't matter if you're a 90's kid or not. A savage is a savage. Odds are, some people are going to be sent to "take me out" once this becomes viral, but I don't care. The truth needs to be revealed. I am not afraid.

1. The Hindenberg Disaster

On May 6, 1937, Face began his reign of terror when he hijacked the German passenger airship in a successful attempt to kill his German rival, Gesicht. Due to his immortality, Face escaped unscathed. This was the first of many disasters that he would spearhead.

2. The JFK Assassination

Perhaps the most controversial of the numerous presidential assassinations that took place in Dallas in 1963, there has been much debate regarding the true assassin of frat boy deity John F. Kennedy--until today. Next time you browse through your scrapbook of famous assassinations, take another look at that grassy knoll [not pictured], keeping in mind how flawlessly Face changes his skin color to blend in with his surroundings. I think you can connect the dots here.

3. Twilight

I can't talk much more. Time's running out. But look at the background of this picture. Look at what the actors have on front of their heads. See the truth.

4. Chernobyl

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Chernobyl wasn't an accident. Radiation is Face fuel. He has no concern for the countless number of lives he affected when he caused this. If you live near any nuclear power plants, please get away. Get away from all sources of power. Get off the grid. Before it's too late.

5. everything is fine

i would like to aPoLogize rEgArding my allegationS toward facE. i HavE nothing but Love for this Prime exaMplE of a human being.