17 Things All Self-Respecting Rich Kids Have

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1. A walk-in closet bigger than most apartments:

“WHERE IS EVERYTHINGGGGGG?”

2. A ravenous fanbase on Instagram:

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All that #hashtagging #instagood #thegoodlife really pays off!

3. A ride that cost more than most college educations:

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But they never take it out to the club — that’s what the family driver is for.

4. A good pout:

How else would they ever get what they want?

5. Spring break plans that definitely include an infinity pool:

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“Cancun? Ew!”

6. And somewhere luxurious to “summer” each year:

The longer the helicopter ride is to get there, the better.

7. Hot friends:

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And a famous friend or two, for good measure.

8. And one less well-off friend to serve as the group’s documentarian:

Who else is gonna take all those Instagram pics?

9. An “idea” for a “start-up”:

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And magical, limitless funding.

10. Great color-coordination skills:

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Very important.

11. Free time:

Funemployement forever!

12. A pampered, purebred family dog:

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“Oh, please don’t feed him, he’s meditating.”

13. A refined equestrian hobby:

Such grace.

14. Daddy’s credit card(s), for that other hobby:

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The fun part is maxing out the card on one item.

15. Bubbly, and lots of it:

“Clink me, beyotch.”

16. A personal chef:

How else are your dietary restrictions going to be respected?

17. And proper yachting attire, of course:

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No one likes the person who can’t follow a dress code.

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