1. A walk-in closet bigger than most apartments:
“WHERE IS EVERYTHINGGGGGG?”
2. A ravenous fanbase on Instagram:
All that #hashtagging #instagood #thegoodlife really pays off!
3. A ride that cost more than most college educations:
But they never take it out to the club — that’s what the family driver is for.
4. A good pout:
How else would they ever get what they want?
5. Spring break plans that definitely include an infinity pool:
6. And somewhere luxurious to “summer” each year:
The longer the helicopter ride is to get there, the better.
7. Hot friends:
And a famous friend or two, for good measure.
8. And one less well-off friend to serve as the group’s documentarian:
Who else is gonna take all those Instagram pics?
9. An “idea” for a “start-up”:
And magical, limitless funding.
10. Great color-coordination skills:
12. A pampered, purebred family dog:
“Oh, please don’t feed him, he’s meditating.”
14. Daddy’s credit card(s), for that other hobby:
The fun part is maxing out the card on one item.
16. A personal chef:
How else are your dietary restrictions going to be respected?
17. And proper yachting attire, of course:
No one likes the person who can’t follow a dress code.