1.
For when people think that, just 'cause you're a Rich Kid, you're not real:
2.
For when your friend wants to drive to the party and their car is... inferior:
3.
For when someone's trying to be as fancy as you, but is falling short:
4.
For when you're at a party, and they're serving cheap champagne:
5.
For when you just uploaded a photo, and you totally nailed your angles:
6.
For when someone is making an unwelcome advance:
7.
For when you just had your hair blown out, and now it's raining:
8.
For when someone is carrying a purse that cost less than $10,000:
11.
For when you just realized that money can't actually buy happiness:
12.
But then when you realized it can, because this is your life:
13.
You're a Rich Kid, and you are:
