This Grandmother Loves Making Massive Penis Quilts And Now You Can Own One

    Who the hell doesn't want a 5ft penis in their house?

    If you're looking for something to finish off your newly-decorated front room, how about one of these magnificent giant penis quilts?

    The display was created at the University of Missouri-Kansas City and featured a variety of Stewart's work.

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    In a video on her Kickstarter page, Stewart explains she was inspired to create the huge penises after working as a de-molder in a dildo factory.

    She said the breakthrough came when she created an oblong piece of work that her art teacher gingerly suggested looked like a sex toy and "it was that ah-ha moment where I knew that that's the work I needed to be doing".

    So she created a donation page to help her raise money for promotional materials to advertise the exhibition of her work.

    Stewart is also selling some of the giant penises on Etsy.

    You'll need almost £500 if you want this penis bag.

    So if you want a 5ft hugging, loving penis bag, you now know where to go.

    You can see more of Stewart's work here and on the exhibition's Facebook page.