2. Your life would be complete if you had one of these.
9. While you battle with this huge, life-defining issue, you spot cute animals everywhere.
11. And you give serious thought to stealing someone else’s pride and joy.
13. “I will carry ALL the dogs on the Tube!”
14. “Oh, this is so terrible. I hate this city and all the wankers who are ruining my happiness.”
15. “I can’t even watch Crufts anymore.”
17. “Right, fuck this, I’m moving to a farm and I’m going to own 50 dogs and they are all going to be my best friends and we are going to be happy forever.”
19. You convince yourself that if you got a dog you would do more exercise.
20. Which is clearly a massive lie.
21. Because when all is said and done, to have one of these:
24. And so the sickening realisation sets in — as you’re still struggling to feed yourself, a pet really isn’t a viable option.
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