Here's What Would Happen If British Media Reported The Transfer Window With Brutal Honesty

    The British media would look very, very different each summer.

    The number of people reading the BBC Gossip Column could go through the roof.

    Those long, rambling Daily Mail headlines could become even longer...

    The Sky Sports News Twitter feed might get a bit boring, though...

    The Guardian's Rumour Mill column would be even more brutally honest than it already is.

    The nervous breakdowns suffered by football journalists during the transfer window would suddenly become very, very public.

    Rolling live coverage could get very, very tedious, though.

    Especially on Sky Sports News.

    The Telegraph would still very much be the Telegraph.

    The Twitter timeline of your favourite ITK football journalist might look a little something like this...

    But the Sun Online would probably be pretty much the same.

    One thing's for certain though, at the end of it all, we'd still end up looking like this...