Note: Mitt Romney has 5 kids, Rick Santorum has 8, JFK was 1 of 9.

Firmeza = “fine” regarding a person (e.g. he's a fine-looking guy), not “firmness” in this case

So this is an expensive, subtle Outkast reference? He is “for real” and all.

The poachers were convicted of multiple charges each - it's not that killing rhinos alone got them more time than killing a human.

Err, you can but chocolate and peanut butter have basically no carbs besides sugar, I should say.

IDIOT, 2200g of carbs would be ~4 pounds. Not to mention that sugar is a carb so you can't have more total carbs than total sugar. Each one is 132g of carbs (most of which is sugar). Besides, each Reese's cup is 6 servings.

It means that you need to break the fragile glass encasing the hammer (with your fist or whatever) to reach the hammer which you use to break the harder glass (which you wouldn't be able to break easily) on the bus or train in emergencies. It's encased so 1. an alarm goes off when it's accessed, and 2. so stupid chavs aren't smashing old ladies faces with it.

Mutations of the Caenorhabditis elegans brain-specific inorganic phosphate transporter eat-4 affect habituation of the tap-withdrawal response without affecting the response itself

Why is this so funny? Is it because it makes you pronounce things as if with various thick accents? Is this subversively offensive?

Yes, they are the first to go winless since they expanded the schedule to 16 games (not including the strike-shortened season). The expansion Buccaneers went 0-14.