You were thrilled when Netflix added the “auto-play” feature so you don’t have to press the “Next Episode” button.
You know what shows are and are not on Netflix and you are proud of it.
You get at least three “omg did you watch the new episode of New Girl?” text messages every week and then have long discussions about it as if these characters are your best friends. “I can’t believe they kissed!”
You get offended when someone doesn’t like one of your favorite shows. “What do you mean you don’t like Parks and Recreation ?”
You have powered through an entire television series in an embarrassingly short period of time (i.e. 7 seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in 3 months)
At parties, you are the person in the corner arguing with the other freak in the corner about how Don’t Trust the B had potential and shouldn’t have been cancelled.