11 Things Adult Pro Wrestling Fans Are Tired Of Hearing

Let me tell you, brother!

1. "You know it's fake, right?"

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You know Die Hard is fake? Doesn't make it any less rad.

2. "But it's for kids!"

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It shares an audience of millions with kids and adults alike. Kinda like the X-Men, Batman, Transformers....

3. "They don't even throw real punches."

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Yeah, what a bunch of sooks.

4. "These guys are taught how to fall."

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This must be an advanced class.

5. "Maybe it was more dangerous in the old days, but it's super tame now."

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Meet Seth Rollins.

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And his friend Dean Ambrose.

6. "Wrestlers are just glorified stuntmen."

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Meet Olympic amateur wrestling gold medalist, Kurt Angle, and Olympic weightlifter, Mark Henry.

7. "It's a non-sport."

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A non-sport where an athlete trains to the peak of their ability and learns a routine showcasing a range of different maneuvers?

8. "It's trash TV for American rednecks."

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Pro-wrestling isn't just loved Stateside...

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It's big in Japan!

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And Mexico too!

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Even Aussies are in on the action!

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And redneck's aren't so bad, anyway. Especially bionic ones.

9. "It's all macho posturing."

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Exhibit A: Two dudes in a slap fight, ooooooh yeah!

10. "Why is that one a flamenco dancer?"

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It's graceful fight dancing, I tell you!

11. "All wrestlers are baby oil dripping muscle freaks."

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At least one in three aren't!