14 was an improvement.

These are the faces of American kids’ future bosses.

Wow…of the two black guys, one is undecided and the other is a Romney fan. Quite the curveball.

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that he did these commercials pro bono. Or maybe the right term would be “pro boner”…

All over one of the most mind-numbingly boring sports in existence. I could understand a riot at a football (real football) or basketball game…even a baseball game, but soccer? Anything to stay awake, I guess.

I hate hipsters as much as the next person, but this guy doesn’t really give any indication of being a hipster. You could maybe argue the glasses, but it’s a bit of a stretch and he looks entirely too well fed to be living on a vegan soy bean diet. If you’re really stuck on the idea of a hipster Jets fan meme, there has to be some scrawny dude in tight jeans and a plaid shirt looking smug in those stands somewhere.

I give infinitely more shits about the deliciousness of their waffle fries than I do about the personal beliefs of their owners.