I want to be your bridesmaid!
Proud of you, Utah!
He’s so charming, he charms his OWN pants off! OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
The mask in #16 made me think of this
This is me in snow.
Christmas Time for my Penis? How could you forget this one? FOR SHAME.
No, WTF is going on with #11 ?
#8. But…but…that’s The Auryn from “The Neverending Story”!
Get thee to a Ewan McGregor’s “Pillow Book”!
I honestly thought that #21 would be him ordering an orange whip from “The Blues Brothers”
You dumb shits, you forgot this!
#20 . Because when I’m hauling a corpse around with two of my BFFs, we ALWAYS break into a song-and-dance routine. Seriously, whose jeans-clad leg is that?
#50. Is that the clown from “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”?
My problem with traffic laws is well…criminals don’t follow traffic laws. THEREFORE, ABOLISH ALL TRAFFIC LAWS!
It’s not quite breakfast, it’s not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don’t get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a damn good meal.
#2. Now I want to see RJ Mitte do this.
Is a blancmange with tennis racquet smarter than a BBC programme planner?
#33. Spongebob turned into Powdered Toast Man?
If you absolutely, positively NEED to text in a movie theater, LEAVE THE FUCKING THEATER
Who’s to say that diaper isn’t leakproof?
Yea, so the 11th doctor who wears a bow ties is wrong then?
This picture was absolutely created for this post.
Ach,needs more kilt.
Or how about not getting pregnant at all?
How could you forget LIL BUB?
I think Ze Frank would like a word with you…
Damn we ought to form a club or something. Internet high-fives all around.
#14. I was SO disappointed that when I graduated from high school, there wasn’t a carnival on the football fields. “Grease” told me that when you graduate high school, there WILL be a carnival, with rides and humongus cotton candy. I am 38 years old and I STILL feel cheated out of my high school graduation carnival. Fucking “Grease”. Cool song, though.
26. These ugly-as-fuck mandals, with a 50-50% chance of white socks.
Uh hunh. Yeah. THAT commercial is SOOOOOOO offensive. Not like getting dick smacked in the face by a corndog.
#3. Now we know what’s in Lil Ms. Turtlefeed’s bedside nightstand.
#18 True, until you open a can of cat food.
Going through other peoples’ desks and garbage cans…GAIL.
The similarity is quite disturbing.
You forgot one: Utah State Senator Jim Dabakis proposes to longtime boyfriend. At a party celebrating the Supreme Court’s rulings that struck down the Defense of Marriage Act and legalized gay marriage in California, Utah Senator Jim Dabakis proposed to his longtime partner Stephen. He said yes.