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Leviticus International Makes Straights Be Gay
Revision Studios, famous for the Princess Diana Gay Bible, will launch a new website called Leviticus International which promises to help unhappy straights become gay. According to Max Mitchell, creator of the site, “If the 'hate to be straight' crowd wants to throw off their chains, there is now a way." You can log on and ASK JESUS to make you gay. You can see the misery of heterosexuality. You can read the revised Leviticus 18. You can send in your testimonials.
