Response to What’s Your Game Of Thrones Name?:
Barristan Targaryen, King’s Hand (But, we have dragons, so I just sit on my ass and drink wine.)
Response to High School Football Coach Goes On Insane Anti-Gay Rant, Calls Michelle Obama A “Big Fat Gorilla”:
…and, I’m fired? Got it. See ya’ll later. **silently pulls a pair of Oakleys from the back of his shirt, puts them on and strolls to his Dodge pickup in the staff parking lot**
Response to Chris Pratt Shows Off His Ripped Body:
What hotel do you go to that gives you that many f***ing towels!?
Response to Quiz: How Well Do You Know Crappy Pizza?:
10 for 10. By the way, pizza chains that put cheese over their topping should be burned to the ground. I’m looking at you, Godfather’s.