Cats freaking out before the Loma Prieta earthquake in 89 actually is the reason im hear today. My mom got scared and called my dad who got off early from his job as a UPS driver to help her. he got home before the quake and all the destruction. He was so happy to be alive, so Iwas concieved later that day.
Or at least thats what they tell me.

oh the perks of being rich

why didnt they make a BuzzFeed cover?

i can’t wait for the Glenn Beck muppet

When you wish upon a star…

a little fuzz ball of EVIL!

Its a good thing he didnt taze the cat.

Its impossible to lump ALL of California into “you guys”.

i wanna see the WTF baby