1.
On our fear of touching:
2.
On naming your own pub:
3.
On how to really fuck with someone:
4.
And the significance of cereal choices.
5.
On taking the absolute piss:
9.
On the safety of the South:
12.
On dealing with rejection:
13.
On sticking to what you know:
14.
On being socially awkward:
15.
On the sanctity of the Royal Mail:
18.
On ignorance being bliss:
21.
On seeking employment:
23.
On our unbridled cynicism:
24.
On the glass being half empty:
